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Topic: Honolulu Police Department

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Motorcycle, Baseball cap, Credit card

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Private Detective, Truck driver

Education:

College

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite great leader(s):

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Primo de Rivera

Likes to wear:

Hawaiian shirts, Leather jacket, Tank tops

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling, Surfing, Roller blading

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This Web page contains the text of the Honolulu Police Department's 2000 Annual Report.
This Web page contains the text of the Honolulu Police Department's 2001 Annual Report.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Honolulu Police Department recognizes that quality employees are critical to our mission.
Honolulu Police Department's 2000 Annual Report.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Biggers got his inspiration for the character from a real Chinese detective working for the Honolulu Police Department, Chang Apana.
The Honolulu Police Department's Training Academy, Ke Kula Maka'i, is located in Waipahu, Oahu.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

HPD Museum The Honolulu Police Department Museum houses exhibits that tell the history of the department from its inception through the present day.
The Honolulu Police Department as we know it today started in 1932, but our roots go further back.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Honolulu Police Department s Vehicle Maintenance Section is responsible for maintaining the department s fleet of police vehicles.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Honolulu Police Department and the state Attorney General's Missing Child Center-Hawaii have initiated a statewide child-abduction alert plan.
The Honolulu Police Department’s Clandestine Drug Laboratory Response Team is made up of officers of the Narcotics/Vice Division.
Shihan became active in teaching karate to law enforcement agencies and Police departments for Honolulu, Las Vegas, Dallas, and Salt Lake City.

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