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Topic: Minnesota Department of Human Services

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine, Baseball cap, Pack of cubans

Personality:

Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Private Detective, Nurse

Education:

Elementary school, Junior High School

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Interest(s):

Real estate, Computers

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Going back to school, Winning the lottery

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Vanguard is a participating provider in the Compulsive Gambling Treatment Services administered by the State of Minnesota, Department of Human Services, Mental Health Division.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Recovery Resource Center is licensed through the Minnesota Department of Human Services and is a division of RESOURCE, Inc.
Paul, Minnesota, we are licensed by the state of Wisconsin, Department of Health and Human Services for 40 inpatient beds and numerous outpatient services.
According to Department of Human Services officials, all areas of health policy in Minnesota were opened to discussion and change.

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