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Topic: Illinois Department of Labor

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

Florence Nightingale

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Favorite activity(s):

Working

Favorite actor(s):

James Dean

Interest(s):

Aviation

Politics:

Capitalist

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Nurse, Social worker

Favorite philosopher(s):

Adam Smith

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes, Big Brother

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Regional Office of Education acts as an agent for the Illinois Department of Labor in the issuance of work permits for students under the age of 16.
Rolando has been with the Illinois Department of Labor since February of 1999 and has also served as Executive Assistant to the Director and as Assistant Director.
These cases are referred to the Illinois Department of Labor, Wage Claim Division, except for cases accepted by the Migrant Project.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Illinois Department of Labor plays hardball with 12-13 year-old ump ires.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Illinois Department of Labor (IDOL) earlier this month uncovered serious health and safety violations in a Chicago firehouse where over a dozen fire fighters and paramedics have been diagnosed with cancer during the last ten years.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Bonnie
2005-07-21 07:30:26

My supervisor lied about why she terminated me. Within two days she had rehired another person to replace me, but of different race. Is this grounds for racial discrimination

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