Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 8 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction

Related:

Wisconsin Public

Instructions

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Bus Driver, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate, Junior High School, College

Favorite book(s):

"The Bridges of Madison County" by Robert James Waller

Interest(s):

Business, Community Theatre, Real estate

Favorite movie(s):

Happy Gilmore

Listens to:

Matchbox Twenty, Garbage, Elton John

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Departments of Justice and Public Instruction need to examine a partnership with the Wisconsin Clearinghouse to include safe schools materials in their resource center.
These indicators are calculated according to Department of Public Instruction formulas for each public school district in Wisconsin.
Department of Public Instruction "Human Resources", Madison, Wisconsin an equal opportunity employer functioning under an affirmative action plan.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction does not discriminate in employment on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, age or handicap.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Wisconsin ACLU thought it promoted "sex-role stereotyping," and unsuccessfully petitioned the state Department of Public Instruction to ban it.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Now you know all about Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction, you gonna keep it to yourself?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.