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Topic: Department of Justice

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  Justice    US Department of Justice  
  State Department    Department of Health  
  Police Department    Fire Department  
  Department of Juvenile Justice    Department of Education  
  United States Department of Justice    Department of Agriculture  
  Criminal Justice    California Department of Justice  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:George W Bush,  Monica Lewinksy,  Hillary Clinton
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Democrat
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Department of Justice has brought criminal civil rights actions against students attending institutions ranging from small liberal arts colleges in Massachusetts and Georgia to large state universities in Florida and California.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Departments of Justice and Health and Human Services will create a pilot project to refer appropriate Olmstead-related complaints received by the Department of Health and Human Services to an ADA mediation program established by the Justice Department.
Justice Department's virtually unlimited ability to prolong breach of trust litigation, tribes must be wary of relying on the expectation of monetary recovery even in the case of plain breaches of statutory and regulatory duties of the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Department of Justice (DOJ) is reviewing the company’s mortgage lending practices to determine compliance with the federal Fair Housing Act and the Equal Credit Opportunity Act.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Bush Justice Department has also positioned itself as a champion of the individual rights reading of the Second Amendment, expressing that view through footnotes in two DOJ briefs filed with the Supreme Court and a letter to the National Rifle Association.
Department of Justice's National Institute of Justice consistently shows that more than 90% of criminals surveyed in federal prison do not obtain their firearms through legal means.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Justice Department officials said yesterday that they would not prosecute the four New York City police officers who shot Amadou Diallo to death two years ago, closing the criminal phase of a racially charged case that provoked a citywide debate on aggressive police tactics.
Justice Department's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention and Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) today announced a new partnership to mobilize youth and law enforcement officers in 14 communities in a stepped-up fight against underage drinking.
Department of Justice policy generally prohibits the FBI from commenting on investigations that have not resulted in the filing of criminal charges or the arrest of suspects.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Department of Justice's Violence Against Women Office leads a comprehensive national effort to combine tough new federal laws with assistance to states and localities to fight domestic violence and other crimes against women.
Department of Justice (DOJ) announced the decrease in 2000, Economists Farmer and Tiefenthaler examined the support services available to domestic violence survivors in the counties in which they reside.
Justice Department and a federal judge gave final approval Wednesday to a plan that will change the way Morgan City voters elect their city council members in the future.
 
 
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