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Topic: Department of Juvenile Justice

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Appearance:

Intimidating

Personality:

Aggressive, Suicidal

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

People

Dream job(s):

Prison Guard, Police Officer, Social worker

Education:

Junior High School

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted, Judge Judy

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite movie(s):

West Side Story

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded, Approaching psychosis

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

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Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Department of Justice, the Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, in 1994 examined juvenile delinquency, drug and gun use.
Another requirement was that the Justice Department's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention (OJJDP) conduct a national assessment of young persons who commit hate crimes.
He is the principal investigator of a national action research project funded by the Justice Department’s Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention to pilot restorative justice reform.

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