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Topic: United States Department of Justice

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Private Detective, Police Officer

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Law

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Favorite quote(s):

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

United States Department of Justice Executive Summary on the TOPOFF Exercise Planning Conference Final Report , May 1999.
The United States Justice Department has been too liberal in allowing mergers and acquisitions by not looking carefully enough at the relevant market.
United States Department of Justice : As the largest law firm in the Nation, the Department of Justice serves as counsel for its citizens.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Justice Department appealed and the injunction was upheld by the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

United States Department of Justice This website has a large amount of information for seniors who are victims of crime.

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2005-03-14 11:57:58

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