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Topic: US Department of Justice

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  Justice    US State Department  
  US Department of Education    US Department of Health  
  US Department of Defense    U S Justice Department  
  US Department of Agriculture    US Department of Energy  
  US Department of Commerce    Department of Juvenile Justice  
  US Department of Labor    US Department of Transportation  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:George W Bush
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Eurocrat
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law,  Geneology,  Politics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

The US Justice Department filed criminal charges against California biotech firm DNA Plant Technology Corp.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

A former US Department of Justice Immigration and Naturalization Service whistleblower, brutalized when attempting to fight "terrorist friendly" corruption and inefficiency.
The US Justice Department issued indictments of several members of the FARC, accusing them of raising funds through cocaine trafficking.
US Department of Justice's Immigration and Naturalization Service Bears Responsibility for Terrorism in the United States and Destruction of the World Trade Center.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Immigration and Naturalization Service, a federal agency under the Justice Department that oversees all visas issued to allow entry into the U.
The US Department of Justice has been criminal in its prosecutions of people its attorneys know have never had any US income tax liability.
The US Department of Justice and the FBI asked the Federal Communications Commision on March 30 to set technical standards for digital wiretapping.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The US justice department is investigating possible bribery by US oil companies in Kazakhstan.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

US Department of Justice reports that 54% of the violent workplace crimes committed involved acquaintances or individuals well known to the victims.
US DEPARTMENT of JUSTICE IMMIGRATION and NATURALIZATION SERVICE TELLS NY POLICE TO LET SUSPECTED TERRORISTS WALK THE STREETS.
Malvo was the sociopathic illegal alien from Jamaica who the US Department of Justice, Immigration and Naturalization Service set loose on the American people.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

There might even be some conciliatory words for the US Department of Justice and Immigration and Naturalization service.
 
 
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