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Topic: Police Department

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  Police    State Department  
  Department of Health    Los Angeles Police Department  
  Fire Department    Department of Justice  
  Department of Education    Department of Agriculture  
  Chicago Police Department    New York City Police Department  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Apartment
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Vicious
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Private Detective,  Prison Guard
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  NYPD Blue
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Police departments should provide information on the internal disciplinary process by publishing regular statistical data on the type and outcome of complaints and disciplinary action.
Police departments may subject current employees to testing for illegal use of drugs and may require job applicants to undergo such testing at any stage of the application process.
Police departments can report on crime rates; the building inspection department can provide information on abandoned housing and new residential development.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Police and fire departments use rechargeable batteries in their mobile radios and walkie-talkies.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Worshipers who are members of local police and fire departments will be recognized for the extraordinary contributions and sacrifices they and their colleagues across the nation make every day for public safety.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Police and fire departments use rechargeable batteries in two-way radios and hospitals use rechargeable batteries in portable heart monitors.
Several police departments in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts are already utilizing both handhelds and laptops solutions.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

It was somewhat gratifying when I spoke with officers at police departments near Scott AFB and a consensus surfaced that the statement by Scott personnel regarding their radar being shut down and no longer in use was false.
Wagaman says police departments have been testing drones but can't deploy them in large numbers until the air traffic control system is upgraded to keep track of them.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

We contacted Police departments sheriffs and prison officials from coast to coast and asked them to cooperate by studying Rudolph's picture and to forward the photographs of recently arrested bank robbers or thieves who might resemble Rudolph.
There are city jails operated by city police departments and there are county jail Orange County operated by the county sheriff.
There are city jails operated by city police departments and there are county jails operated by the county sheriff.
 
 
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From:
sharon cason
2005-05-31 02:27:17
i would like to know if a person by the name of malachi wilson is wanted for anything?or if you do not know could you tell me how i could find out. i only know that he said he was from ohio. thank you very much, sharon cason
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