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Topic: Department Store

Related:
  Store    State Department  
  Department of Health    Online Store  
  Police Department    Fire Department  
  Department of Justice    Department of Education  
  Book Store    Department of Agriculture  
  Online Department Store    Department of Defense  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  Prom dress,  Bikini
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Model,  Housewife
Favorite activity(s):Shopping,  Coloring in
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Likes to wear:Banana Republic,  Adidas,  Mambo
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Department of Labor report praises labeling programs not just as aids to consumers in stores but as tools to eliminate child labor from workshops.
Federated Department Stores set out to seek growth through channels it never before dominated and a huge customer base it used to snub.
Banks and department stores poured on the goodwill and provided savings and convenience incentives to help consumers provide the trimmings for a happy holiday.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Many department stores have corporate services departments that will help you select appropriate gifts for clients and co-workers.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Large department stores are also important outlets for furs, both for full-fur fashion garments and for pieces using fur as a trim or accessory.
Most department stores and designers retail scarves woven from 100 percent genuine fiber or blended with silk.
Boutiques and department stores radiate the newest fashions.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Department stores are protected with security cameras rather than by owners keeping a shotgun under the counter or hiring armed guards to provide a visible deterrent.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Department stores, boutiques, museums and all major tourist attractions are all within easy walking distance.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Department is also using a new price scanner gun to check commodities sold in retail stores and supermarkets.
Department stores have the largest selection, but a growing number of specialty stores such as furniture and home improvement stores are now offering registries.
Some large department stores and supermarkets also offer extended warranties at no extra charge.
 
 
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