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Topic: Home Depot store

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Evita

Favorite possession(s):

House, Ikea bedroom, Barbie Doll

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds

Favorite movie(s):

Star Wars, Rain Man

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Banker

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Nike, Banana Republic

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Favorite quote(s):

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Home Depot did not achieve its phenomenal growth merely by taking market share from mom and pop hardware stores, however.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Home Depot continues to research and develop new safety practices that improve our stores' safety because no accident is acceptable.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Home Depot, with approximately 950 stores, saves considerably by automating the sending of faxes at each store.
At Home Depot, signs in many of its stores alert prospective job candidates that they can expect to be tested for drugs if they apply.
The stores will now operate under The Home Depot brand when new signage and color schemes are unveiled later this week.

User Talk

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josephj26@aol.com
2005-08-19 14:25:12

trying to find ceiling tile.what is it listed under. joe

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