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Topic: Major Depressive Disorder

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  Major    Disorders  
  Manic Depressive Disorder  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Positive outlook
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Sad
Dream job(s):Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Interest(s):Psychology
Favorite movie(s):A Beautiful Mind
Medical note(s):Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Taking Prozac
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 SYMPTOMS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER Symptoms of the Depression Phase The symptoms of depression experienced in bipolar disorder are almost identical to those of major depression, the primary form of unipolar depressive disorder.
Because the statistics are startling: 3 percent of young people suffer from a major depressive disorder, and 30 percent of bipolar disorders are now known to begin earlier in life than previously believed.
Bipolar disorder, also known as manic-depressive illness, is classified as a major mental illness.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

 Major depressive disorders can disrupt sleep continuity, resulting in increased sleep latency (i.
 
 
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