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Topic: Web Design and Development

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Design, development and services relating to the construction or maintenance of a web site.

John Fielding,
CEO

Outsourcing web design/development and web hosting is not only a less expensive alternative, but it's also a wiser decision.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

DTS Web Development Thank you for researching web design services, development and hosting by DTS Web Development.
Custom web design and development services in NC with professional site upgrades, search engine optimization and clean graphic design.
Web Site Development and Design Custom, affordable web site development, web design and graphic design for any industry.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

See the Web Services page for more information on web services including website development and hosting and banner design.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Orbit is a web site and cd-rom development company providing creative design, ecommerce, multimedia, programming and site hosting.
Our graphic design and web design and development capabilities are combined with expertise in brand identity to create strategic design solutions.
POP is a Web design and development firm specializing in site planning , web design & development , hosting , maintenance and search engine marketing.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Zeebs Web Design is a privately owned web site design company specializing in professional small business web site development at affordable prices.
Our web design and development expertise ensures that your new web site will be everything you expect it to be and more.
Web design database development internet marketing and shopping cart.

User Talk

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