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Topic: Free Web Page Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

A collection of free GIF and JPG clip art for church web pages, along with articles on how to design Web pages.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

All pages we design include free java, javascript, and/or dhtml to make your web presence stand out and be remembered!
Web Design Companies offers free web design and developments or web page redesigns search engine optimized evaluation on an acceptace basis.
Free, complete, web page design templates, javascript and code tips.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Offers affordable website design, internet solution for business, site hosting solutions and free web page graphics.
Enhanced Designs develops informative and unique websites, free of technical errors, tasteful Web pages for global information sharing.
Web pages were easy to design, and many free hosting sites existed throughout cyberspace.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

We offer many online services, including web design, free page hosting and our banner exchange program.
Fast web page re-design for upgrading your present site, as low as $1000 including free web hosting for 1 year.
From 'FREE WEB DESIGN' to 'FREE SECURE PAGES' , our hosting is a complete package.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Quantum is giving FREE of charge to every member of the chamber, FREE Web Design or Shopping - Unlimited Pages & Products.
Have Salisbury Webs design your company a customized Business Web Page for FREE!

User Talk

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me
2005-02-17 09:05:07

your a fuckin twat and your waisting peoples time so fuck off and answer the question dick head

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