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Topic: Web site design text graphics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense, Tattoo

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Model

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Tank tops

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Web site design, text and graphics by Darcy Nair , unless otherwise noted.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site design, graphics, and Perl programming by Doug McGrath.
Complete web site design including graphics and Acrobat pdf files.
Web Site Design Consulting - We at Tinker Graphics would be happy to help you plan your web site and / or answer any technical questions that you may have.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web design services creating powerful interactive multimedia sites with authentic original graphics and multimedia presentations.
SBA Design is dedicated to sustaining a reputation of producing high quality web sites and graphics at a competitive price.
We are specialized in design and development of WEB sites and supporting graphics with emphases on simplicity and wide platforms support.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

On site graphics designer with over 20 years in the cabinet and furniture building industry and over 8 years in the computer graphics and web design industry!
Custom Web Ready Graphics Let our graphic artists design your web site logos and graphics.
Site Design & Graphics by Armorial Gold Heraldry Services and Coat of Arms Design Software and Urban Web Design Inc.

User Talk

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