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Topic: Graphics and Web Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo, Fashion sense

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Interest(s):

Photography, Computers

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Model

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site design, graphics, and Perl programming by Doug McGrath.
Web design and development that offers programming expertise and dynamic custom graphics for effective communication.
Complete web site design including graphics and Acrobat pdf files.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web Design As one looks around the Web today, one sees some truly incredible graphics.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web design services creating powerful interactive multimedia sites with authentic original graphics and multimedia presentations.
SBA Design is dedicated to sustaining a reputation of producing high quality web sites and graphics at a competitive price.
Web Design, Graphics and content powered by Macromedia Dreamweaver and Adobe Photoshop.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web Design and Graphics Custom Websites We can help you to publish information, sell products, and receive feedback from your customers by building a professional and exciting website.
Web design services feature high quality photographic images and graphics custom-designed for each client.
Custom Web Ready Graphics Let our graphic artists design your web site logos and graphics.

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