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Topic: Web Site Design and Hosting

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, eBay Auctions

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site hosting, design and maintenance, Database application design & development.
Web Design: site design, web graphics, domain and hosting setup.
Web site design, maintenance, hosting, and graphic design.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site design, ecommerce, web site hosting, internet marketing, search engine submission and promotion services, more!
Web site design , web site promotion , search engine promotion , hosting and domain name registration from www.
Web Site Design, Web Hosting, Banner advertising and other marketing strategies for your website or small business.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web site design, website hosting and internet business consulting: we are the premiere firm for creating and operating internet businesses.
Web designs free greeting cards Web designing maintenance and hosting with uniquely designed graphics customized for your site.
Ecommerce and web site design bundles with integrated low cost monthly web hosting.

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