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Topic: Web Design and Hosting

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Cellular

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Web Design, Hosting and Maintenance at very reasonable prices for any Aquatic Organization or individual related to one of the disciplines of swimming.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web hosting, easy web site design and development with online tools and all the e-commerce tools to do business over the Internet.
Web Design: site design, web graphics, domain and hosting setup.
Saltirecoast Web Design offers both domain name registration and web hosting as well as web design.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Web design, hosting and promotion, specializing in Bed and Breakfast Inns.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web site: Mary is the current webhost for our association and offers affordable web design, domain hosting and promotion for accommodation businesses.
Web Design and Web Hosting Chicago based website design company specializing in Internet Marketing and web design.
DPS DESIGN is dedicated to providing affordable high quality Web Design, Development and Domain Hosting for our design clients.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web hosting and Domain Names - High quality web hosting and domain name registration and web design.
Web site design , web site promotion , search engine promotion , hosting and domain name registration from www.
Affordable web hosting, design,ISP dialup service and domain registration.

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