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Topic: HTML design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

JF Designs specializes in the HTML conversion of corporate online annual reports, earnings releases and the Form 10-k.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Hamlett Design uses popular HTML and ASP coding types as well as knowledge of JavaScript and CGI scripting to supply automation and interaction within the designs.
Designs using flash, java, html, perl, dhtml, java script, database technologies.
Web design Learn HTML design tools and tips like adobe photoshop tips and Java scripts in our adult web design tutorials section.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

HTML Designs - Online Resources for Freebies, Pay to Surf, Web Design and more!
Select one of the search box designs below and copy the html into your html pages.
Freemo Designs : This is the site that contains the HTML codes to create the double and triple border designs you see on my website.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Much of my professional experience has involved taking site designs from graphic designers and integrating the graphics and other multimedia with database driven webpages to produce sites which use standards compliant HTML and CSS and display well across a range of browsers.
Step Two Designs was established in early 1996 to provide consultancy services in the areas of SGML/XML development, HTML authoring, and general programming.
Our Sites include a range of HTML and flash designs coupled with bespoke content management solutions and data driven applications.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

SiteAid is a freeware HTML editor developed for Windows 95 98 and Windows NT by Designs Unlimited.
All banner designs include a web page displaying both the banner and the HTML coding required for others to copy to add the banner and automatic link to your website.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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