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Topic: Web Page Design Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, eBay Auctions

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site design software and tools are also available in java server pages ( jsp ) and Java.
The Web Design Tool has a browser based interface that allows you to create web pages without having to buy any new software.
The JobSite software combines your template and design with information about jobs or employers, to dynamically update your Web pages and job listings.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web page design was done using Macromedia Dreamweaver and Adobe GoLive Web authoring software, which also allows both WYSIWYG and HTML editing.
Desktop publishing and design software abounds with offerings from AppleScripting to web-page creation and automation.
Web Page Design and Maintenance Archie's Pool and Billiards Page EC Sports Cues by Foss Software and Hardware Upgrades

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web page development and design Cyber Trading has a unique combination of technical, software and web expertise combined with years of retail/wholesale experience.
Web design prices and web page design software - Internet Marketing -NetObjects Fusion 7.
New Media students use a variety of software for Web authoring, graphics, photo editing and page design.

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