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Topic: Web Page Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo, Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Vogue magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Likes to wear:

Tank tops

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Page Design For Designers A web design site that concentrates on graphic design and content rather than on technology.
SCS Web pages These Web pages were design for a group within IT that manages the computing sites and computer classrooms for ASU.
ASP Pages are now the norm in web design allowing clients to add information to the web site without ANY knowledge of web design.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web page design and hosting Click here to visit J and S Computer home page
Additional Web pages are sold individually and additional Web design time may be purchased in 30-minute increments.
The web designs listed below and on page 1 are only for use with hosting services at AppraiserSites.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Discount Web Page Designs specializes in unique, custom designed shopping carts which do NOT utilize restrictive cookies in their operation.
ACE Web Page Design now offers web hosting and internet access in addition to our superior web design services.
Development is the design of the individual Web pages and integrating the site resources to achieve the goals developed in the planning stage.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We design web pages as well as electronic presentations and CD business cards.
Jax Web Designs - Specializing in low cost web site design for small businesses and personal web pages.
Power Pages Web Design authorized representative for Allentown area.

User Talk

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