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Topic: School Web Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher, Interior decorator

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Writing in their secret blog, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Design Schools - Directory of web design schools with programs from beginner web design courses to webmaster certification.
FrontPage has become widely used by web design beginners and even some schools where site design is offered only as a condolence.
Library Web Page Design - Links on library web page design by the Arlington VA Public Schools.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This company designs web sites for Montessori schools for an incredible once off fee of R250.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Graphic Design Schools - A comprehensive index to graphic design schools on the web.
We are a web design and development company for small businesses, schools and local organisations.
WEB DESIGN In this class we update all of the school's webpages, which include sports, organizations and so on.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Your web page design is excellent and hopefully inspire other schools.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This collaborative effort offers Montessori schools a level of Web Site design that has been far too complex and expensive for most schools to consider.
At Surbiton web design we have a thorough understanding of how school's work (having previously been teachers!

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