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Topic: Web Site Design Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, Funeral director

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site of software development company, web-design and custom programming.
We are a software development company specializing in custom site design and Web application development.
All web site design, text, graphics, the selection and arrangement thereof, and software are the copyrighted works of Comtech AHA Corporation, � 2002.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web site design, text, graphics, the selection and arrangement thereof, and software herein are the copyrighted works of ICS Electronics.
All web site design, text, graphics, the selection and arrangement thereof, and software are the copyrighted works of SoftRAID, LLC, 2002.
All web site design, text, graphics, the selection and arrangement thereof, and software are the copyrighted works of American Bank.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All web site design, text, graphics, the selection and arrangement thereof, and software are the copyrighted works of Adaptec, Inc.

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