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Topic: Web Site Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

People talk about their ..:

Tattoo, Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers, Photography

Likes to wear:

Business suits, Tank tops

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

This web site design and hosting site was created by Mad Moose Studio.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Site Design, Development and Hosting - Our Web Developers can build your online presence from the ground up or we can help you keep it up to date.
Web site designs and multimedia; html for templates was hand-coded.
Katalyst Web Design is pleased to announce that it is the successful tenderer for the design, development and hosting of the Possum IT web site.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site design , web site promotion , search engine promotion , hosting and domain name registration from www.
Our web site designs include Free monthly search engine submissions to ten top search engines.
Web site design, hosting, search engine positioning, Internet copywriting and online promotion is all we do.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web site design, website hosting and internet business consulting: we are the premiere firm for creating and operating internet businesses.
Advanced Site Designs is a creative studio offering professional web design and hosting services for businesses, individuals and organizations of any kind.
Web Site Design Partners AztecOne Hosting offers the following web site design companies who can design your web site for you.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web site designs should be adequately viewable at 600 pixels wide and 256 colors for the common viewing audience.
Our web site designs pay attention to your detailed needs and requirements.

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