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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Help Desk Software and Resources

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Cleopatra, Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Farmer

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Allow help desk personnel to concentrate on equipment outages and software problems making better use of scarce financial and personnel resources.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

ITSandS provide an outsourced help desk function resource, hardware software and training at the lowest possible cost without impairing quality.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Using NetKeeper Help Desk software for the LAN or Web, you will obtain optimum and effective use of all your organization's resources.

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