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Topic: Help Desk Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Good point(s):

Loyal

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, eBay Auctions, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Help Desk All issues are logged into our SDS Helpdesk issue tracking software that routes them to the appropriate support personnel.
Help desks are inundated with calls relating to (preventable) improper installations or conflicting software.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Help Desk Software - Offers help desk software with issue tracking and project management functions.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Help Desk Software - RTI's CRM and help desk software enables you to provide information about all relationships and contacts with each customer.
Offers help desk software with issue tracking, CRM and project management functions.
Help Desk software from LBE - Helpdesk hosting is the simple solution for busy support managers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Help desk software for free - helpdesk software for windows 95, 98, NT and 2000.
Help Desk software mail-in server provides a simple email based interface to our helpdesk systems - quality system management software.
Help Desk Software - helpdesk free software, quality system management software.

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