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Topic: Reference Desk

Related:
  Reference    Desk  
  Physicians' Desk Reference    Reference Books  
  Help Desk    General Reference  
  Cross Reference    Reference Check  
  Reference Page    Letters of Reference  
  Desk and Chair    Medical Reference  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Dictionary,  Smallpox vaccine
Good point(s):Patient
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Teacher
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Hair,  Lungs
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Law,  French
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking Viagra,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Virtual Reference Desk The web can save you time and aggravation by leading you to information that may have been, at one time, virtually inaccessible without a visit to the library reference desk.
Martindale's 'The Reference Desk: Science Tables and Databases' is an excellent starting point to look for hard to find physical and chemical information.
The Reference Desk provides access to electronic information normally found on the reference shelves in the library.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Reference Librarians are available at the Reference Desk to provide professional consultation to library patrons in identifying and retrieving appropriate resources to satisfy information needs.
Electronic Reference Desk The Electronic Reference Desk provides access to a collection of general online reference resources as well as subject specific guides and online access to librarians.
Reference staff are available at service desks in each library, or via e-mail or telephone, to help you find information and use the services, collections and resources available in the Cornell University Library.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Secondly is the establishment of workstation clusters in each of the Rockefeller and the Sciences Libraries close to the Reference Desks in the card catalog areas.
Library staff are available at reference desks to offer personalized assistance with the new online catalog as well as other library resources.
Reference librarians in the San Jose area are coming together to offer an online reference service , promising to answer online the sorts of questions they entertain daily at their library desks.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Information and Reference Desks at both facilities are staffed by professional librarians who are ready to answer your questions and find solutions to your information requirements, using both print and electronic sources.
Physician's Desk Reference 2001 Electronic Library : Individual - There is plenty drug data via our web links, but if your are the type of salesman that wants most of the technical facts turn to the PDR.
The reference desks are staffed almost all of the hours the library are open, and our help is also available via phone and email.
 
 
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