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Topic: School Desk

Related:
  School    Desk  
  High School    School District  
  School Teacher    Middle School  
  Home School    School Program  
  Law School    School Board  
  Public Schools    School of Social Work  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  House,  Couch
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Business
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Skiing,  Snowboarding,  Roller blading
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

School personnel shall have access to school lockers, desks, and other school property in order to properly supervise the welfare of pupils.
School property, including lockers and desks, may be inspected by school authorities to maintain health and safety.
School lockers, desks, and other areas of school facilities may be opened and examined by school officials at any time and no reason shall be necessary for such search.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The school children were asked to place cups on their desks every morning and they were collected after the children left at night.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

When my kids were in elementary school 40 years ago they were taught to hide under desks in case of an atom bomb attack.
BATWA SCHOOLS The two Batwa schools at Murubindi and Rwamahamo now have school desks but need a desks and chairs for the teachers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The desks are equipped with T-1 network connections for Medical School laptops.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

School children crouched under their desks in drop drills, nervous suburbanites built fallout shelters in their gardens and bomb shelters appeared in city basements and subway stations.
Many of the schools desks had been used as barricades at the battle of Mount Street Bridge and carried in them bullet marks and pieces of shrapnel.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

It is a school violation to use lockers and desks for unauthorized purposes or to store items which are prohibited by school district policy and/or law.
Lockers and desks are school property and remain at all times under the control of the school; however, students are expected to assume full responsibility for the security of their lockers and desks.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This budget is for procuring desks, schoolbooks and stationery for 50 Afghan administered children schools in Tehran and its suburbs.
 
 
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