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Topic: Printer HP DeskJet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Johannes Gutenberg, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Digital camera, Apple Computer, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"English Patient" by Michael Ondaatje
"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Membership(s):

Boy scouts, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

HP family of laser printers and compatibles, HP DeskJet compatible Ink Jet printers, and Epson compatible dot matrix printers are all supported.
Printers that are not PostScript include: HP Laserjet, DeskWriter or Deskjet the Apple StyleWriter, Personal LaserWriter, LaserWriter SC and Personal LaserWriter LS.
We are an authorized Hewlett Packard Warranty Repair Center for most HP LaserJet and DeskJet printers.

User Talk

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kris
2005-08-20 02:14:36

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