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Topic: Weapons of Mass Destruction

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  Osama Bin Laden,  Henry Kissinger
Personality:Arrogant
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times
Politics:Pacifist
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Gamal Nasser,  Neville Chamberlain
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite destination(s):Baghdad,  North Korea,  Israel
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Regional Weapons of Mass Destruction training needed for all EMS providers.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Australia is a participant in export control regimes to limit the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and related technologies.
The proliferation of weapons of mass destruction will continually challenge American policy makers.
Weapons of mass destruction are a real threat to global stability.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

These are not weapons of mass destruction, but rather weapons of mass moral defense, and we are willing to fight and die for them.
Whatever weapons of mass destruction Hussein possessed were provided by the United States, the greatest purveyor of violence the world has ever known.
We are told that weapons of mass destruction being used on our citizenry is not a matter of if, but when.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Human existence was perilous enough in the atomic age, when the weapons for mass destruction were in the hands of the governments of the major superpowers.
We are told that weapons of mass destruction must be kept away from morally corrupt states and from nuclear-hungry terrorists.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

UN weapons inspectors have visited more than 200 sites in Iraq without producing evidence of an Iraqi weapon of mass destruction.
There is consensus by arms control experts that weapons inspections in Iraq were extraordinarily effective in finding and dismantling weapons of mass destruction.
There are of course weapons of mass destruction in the Korean Peninsula, those deployed by the US forces in the south and aimed at the north.
 
 
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