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Topic: Non Destructive Testing

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Saddam Hussein

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools, Gas oven, Wiretap kit

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Mail carrier, Truck driver

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Ampere, Gabriel Fahrenheit

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Physics, Chemistry, Computers

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

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"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Non-destructive testing services are provided by qualified NDT technicians at customers' premises or in-house�as detailed below:
Non-destructive metals testing included ultrasonic pipe thickness determinations, radiographic inspection of weldments, and Brinell hardness testing.
Non-destructive metals testing services have included ultrasonic thickness determinations of tanks and vessels.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

How do you define the concept of non-destructive testing to someone who thinks NDT is a cable television network?

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Non destructive testing is a descriptive term used for the examination of materials and components in such a way that allows materials to be examined without changing or destroying their usefulness.
Non-destructive metals testing included radiographic testing of pipe weldments, ultrasonic flaw detection, and magnetic particle testing of weldments.
Infrared Testing is one of the most widely recognized forms of non destructive testing (NDT) in use today.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The boiler underwent non-destructive testing, involving around 38 gamma ray exposures and a load of ultrasonic and magnetic particle tersting.

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