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Topic: Detroit Lions

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Helen Keller,  Pamela Anderson
Good point(s):Honest
Politics:Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:National Geographic
Favorite explorer(s):David Livingstone
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger,  Elephant
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Rugby
Favorite movie(s):Psycho,  The Lion King,  Crocodile Dundee
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre the Giant (wrestling)
Starsign:Leo
Listens to:Dire Straits
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma."
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Detroit Lions cemented their 2003 coaching staff roster on Monday.
Detroit Lions – The only team ever that is CLEARLY worse than a first year expansion team.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Both were horrific in their Detroit Lions debuts.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Our Detroit Lions hitch covers feature beautifully cast, raised 3-D designs of officially licensed team logos.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Detroit Lions quarterback Scott Dreisbach and San Diego Chargers passer Bart Hendricks head a record list of 39 NFL stars allocated to the Scottish Claymores for the upcoming NFL Europe campaign.
The Detroit Lions, winners of just one game this season, came into Heinz Field to face the best team in the AFC, and they got completely slaughtered.
Indeed, Detroit Lions owner William Ford, Minnesota Vikings owner Red McCombs and Miami Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga have also been successful car dealers.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The Detroit Lions are nothing but the scum of my own son's scripted ha.
He was the director of pro scouting for the Detroit Lions, a job he had held for the past 10 years.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Lions were so good last year - anyone from Detroit will add value to this team Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.
Detroits little two week run beating the oddsline was ended last week, with the Lions reverting to what they do best.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Detroit Lions polished up their coaching staff, announcing the reassignment of special assistant Sherm Lewis to offensive coordinator, along with naming defensive coordinator Kurt Schottenheimer the defensive backs coach.
 
 
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