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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Car and Driver magazine
Favorite animal(s):Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Hockey,  Lacrosse
Favorite destination(s):New York
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball),  Babe Ruth (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball)
Listens to:Jazz,  Louis Armstrong
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Metro Times is Detroit's only alternative newsweekly, featuring news, searchable entertainment listings, film and restaurant reviews, plus searchable listings, classifieds, online chat boards, romance connection and more.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

He is running to succeed Basham in a redrawn and overwhelmingly Democratic House district in Detroit's downriver suburbs, while Basham runs for the new state Senate seat.
John Fielding,
CEO

DETROIT -- The Detroit News annual Serving the Shareholders report lost 14 companies this year as a result of a mix of acquisitions, liquidations and situations that caused their stock to trade below $1.
Detroit News this week reported that investors in the proposed casino donated $160,000 to Michigan election campaigns over the past two years.
The Detroit News reported in 1997, "According to the New York-based Fragrance Foundation, Americans spend more than $5 billion annually on scents, one-third of it on male fragrances.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Detroit News accepts submissions of commentaries between 600 and 750 words on current public policy and societal issues on the local, state, national and international scene.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

In 1959 Berry Gordy gathered the best musicians from Detroit's thriving jazz and blues scene to begin cutting songs for his new record company.
Detroit Jewish News "Harpbeat brings this ethereal instrument down to earth with a rousing recording of twenty-five songs from around the world.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The news out of the Motor City last week was that Sergei Fedorov had called off contract talks with the Detroit Red Wings.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Detroit Red Wings' coach Scotty Bowman has been named The Sporting News NHL Coach of the Year.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Detroit's downsizing days when the manufacturers were spending so much money developing smaller-sized cars that they didn't have enough left over to bring out new engines.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Detroit Red Wings could be without Darren McCarty for as much as four weeks after the rugged winger injured his right knee Saturday against the New York Islanders.
 
 
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