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Topic: Detroit Red Wings

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan, David Beckham, Anna Kournikova

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite animal(s):

Butterfly

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Hang gliding, Lacrosse

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The Detroit Red Wings are noted for their ability to uncover overlooked European talent in the NHL entry draft.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Detroit Red Wings backup goaltender Manny Legace received clear test results on his injured knee.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Detroit Red Wings forward Darren McCarty was conspicuous by his absence on the ice during practice Tuesday.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Detroit Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman can vividly recall the winter day in 1991 when the United States went to war.
The Detroit Red Wings have received a confidence transfusion from the veteran Vernon.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Detroit Red Wings are second in payroll and lead their division.

John Fielding,
CEO

Detroit Red Wings assistant general manager Jim Nill is impressed with the overall quality of players in this year's NHL entry draft.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Detroit Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman has developed a close friendship with former Philadelphia Flyers star Eric Lindros.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Detroit Red Wings refused to panic when they lost the first two games of the Stanley Cup playoffs to Vancouver.
The Detroit Red Wings promoted assistant coach Dave Lewis to replace the retired Scotty Bowman as head coach.
Detroit Red Wings forward Brendan Shanahan hasn't scored a goal in the last seven games and remains stuck on 499.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

The Detroit Red Wings are feeling a bit better about themselves after putting an end to their playoff slump.

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