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Topic: Diabetes

Related:
  Type 2 Diabetes    Diabetes Association  
  Diabetes Control and Complications    Diabetes Care  
  Diabetes Research    Diabetes can cause  
  Type 2 Diabetes    Diabetes Management  
  Diabetes Mellitus    American Diabetes  
  American Diabetes Association    Diabetes Education  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Eyes
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Diabetes is a major public health problem in the industrialized world and is rapidly becoming a problem in developing countries.
Diabetes Station attracts more than one million visits per month and the list of subscribers to StationNews continues to grow.
Diabetes is making drug companies Billions!
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Diabetes was identified as a high-priority area in a recent health care needs assessment conducted by Indiana University for the Orange County Health Board.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Diabetes Mellitus is a disease caused by defective carbohydrate metabolism and is due to an inability of the pancreas to secrete sufficient insulin to maintain a normal blood-glucose concentration.
Diabetes occurs when the body cannot make use of the glucose in the blood for energy because either the pancreas is not able to make enough insulin or the insulin that is available is not effective.
Diabetes is a serious metabolic disorder that occurs when the body fails to produce enough insulin to convert food to the energy required to maintain a healthy body.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Our highlight was diabetes awareness week as which included the music concert which was arranged by Dr Mary Seeber in aid of our branch.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Diabetes is an incurable but manageable disease that can have serious consequences if left untreated.
Diabetes is associated with non-healing wounds which are very hard to treat and sometimes may require year or more to reach the scar formation stage.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Why is diabetes referred to as the Rodney Dangerfield of diseases?
Diabetes is among the costliest diseases in both lives and dollars, and is the seventh leading cause of death in the United States.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
tod
2004-11-16 19:41:29
would brain scar tissue from a tramatic head injury case diabetes
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