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Topic: Diabetes Mellitus

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs, Eyes

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite royal(s):

Jane Seymour

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Diabetes mellitus is a metabolic disorder characterized by abnormally high levels of blood glucose (sugar) due to the body's inadequate production of or insufficient response to insulin.
Diabetes Mellitus is a common chronic disease characterized by high levels of blood glucose resulting from defects in insulin secretion, insulin action or both.
Diabetes mellitus that is predominantly due to a reduced responsiveness of cells to insulin, but which might also involve reduced insulin secretion for non-autoimmune reasons, is called Type 2 diabetes.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Diabetes mellitus is a systemic metabolic disease which results in the destruction or weakening of many tissues and cell types.
Diabetes mellitus is the phrase used to describe a condition in which the body fails to produce or utilize insulin sufficiently.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Diabetes mellitus and its degenerative complications: A prospective study of 4400 patients observed between 1947 and 1973.
Diabetes Mellitus on the Branford Miniature Schnauzer web page written by Dr.

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