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Topic: Diagnosis

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  Medical Diagnosis    Symptoms Diagnosis  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Insane
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Skin
Interest(s):Psychology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Diagnosis and clinical management should include a detailed history and comprehensive medical and psychosocial evaluation of the patient.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Diagnosis is based on a history of illness that suggests chronic fatigue syndrome and by systematic exclusion of other possible causes of a person's symptoms.
The diagnosis is often made very late as some children do not look abnormal and their symptoms are among the most common seen in all children.
Diagnosis of snoring versus sleep apnea is made by a physician trained in sleep medicine or surgery.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Pulse diagnosis is a sophisticated diagnostic art that draws on an exquisite sensitivity on the part on the practitioner.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Diagnosis of thyroid follicular tuomrs using serum thyroglobulin.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A diagnosis is often possible when obstetricians and pathologists carefully coordinate the management of prenatal and postnatal investigations and when new techniques such as molecular biology and DNA quantification are used.
Diagnosis is usually made by a careful review of a person's entire medical history coupled with an analysis of the results obtained in routine laboratory tests and some specialized tests related to immune status.
Early diagnosis is important so that treatments such as highly structured behavioral programs can be used to improve each child's chances for development.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Diagnosis is established after excisional biopsy or punch biopsy.
The diagnosis is based on many clinical features including the patient's systemic and ocular examination.
Diagnosis is confirmed with a biopsy of the abnormal skin.
 
 
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2004-12-15 18:38:17
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Alicia
2005-06-08 08:18:14
I have night and day sweats to the point where I can't sleep or function. I drink a lot of water to cool down. I wake up 5-10 times a night. I constatnly feel feaverish. I am 46 years old and had a hysterectomy in 1998. I do not take HRT of any kind. Help me.
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