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Topic: Medical Diagnosis

Related:
  Medical    Diagnosis  
  Medical Center    Medical Information  
  Medical News    Medical Research  
  Medical Treatment    Medical Conditions  
  Medical Education    Medical School  
  Medical Doctor    Medical Help  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Insane
Interest(s):Psychology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A watched pot never boils"
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is subject to the condition that the patient undergo diagnosis or treatment at a medical institution or outside such an institution subject to rules issued by the SSB and approved by the Minister.
The medical technologist functions as a vital member of the health care team by providing detailed laboratory test data necessary for disease diagnosis and treatment.
The diagnosis of arthritis expands the list of possible allowable medical deductions.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The diagnosis of a thyroid abnormality in function or a thyroid mass is made by taking a medical history and a physical examination.
Ophthalmologist is a medical doctor specializing in the diagnosis and medical or surgical treatment of visual disorders and eye disease.
The diagnosis and treatment of depression and other psychiatric disorders requires trained medical professionals.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The medical professionals responsible for identification and differential diagnosis offer reliability to any database developed.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Medical Physics is the application of techniques in experimental and theoretical physics to medical diagnosis and treatment.
Diagnosis is usually made by a careful review of a person's entire medical history coupled with an analysis of the results obtained in routine laboratory tests and some specialized tests related to immune status.
Western medical differential diagnosis assumes that a somatoform disorder is the likely explanation when reasonable attempts to identify medical causes of somatic symptoms have yielded no or equivocal findings.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Dermatology is the medical specialty focused on the diagnosis and treatment of skin diseases.
Medical and Surgical Treatments The best treatment for each patient must be based on an accurate diagnosis.
 
 
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