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Topic: Diagnosis offers automatic online medical

Related:
  Online    Medical  
  Diagnosis    Online British Medical Journal  
  Online Medical Dictionary    Questions online American Medical  
  Medical opinions or make diagnosis of symptoms    Online is not intended as medical advice  
  Medical not self diagnosis    Diagnosi free medical  
  Encyclopedia medical online  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Skin,  Lungs
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Psychopathic tendancies
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Insane
Interest(s):Psychology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A watched pot never boils"
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The site provides online tools for medical diagnosis and prognosis based on artificial intelligence techniques.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We have limited ourselves to these medical situations due to the relative ease of diagnosis of these conditions through an extensive review of the patient's online consultation form.
PHYSICIANS' ONLINE is your dedicated electronic link to the most current medical knowledge, diagnosis and treatment information available, including MEDLINEreg.
If you need medical advice, we strongly encourage you to speak with your primary health care provider and not seek diagnosis or treatment online.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The online Family Health and Medical Guide includes 22 Self-Care Flowcharts designed to aid in self-diagnosis and treatment referral.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Easy Diagnosis offers automatic online medical diagnosis.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
jayjay
2004-12-12 12:07:25
I would like to know if I should see a doctor? The problem I am having is everything I eat or drink, just tastes like salt, could there be a problem that I should worry about. Thank you.
From:
KAL
2005-03-02 20:59:25
WHY AM I HAVING SUDDEN URGES TO URINE
From:
jane doe
2005-11-03 17:19:50
I am 18 years old and for the past 5 years I have had a constant flow of semen,every day,all day,non stop i leak semen.I have only started being sexually active for the past year.I am married and my husband doesnt know.please explain why it won't stop after so long and what it is that causes this.
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