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Topic: Diamond Rio

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Camcorder, Digital camera

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Favorite sport(s):

Tennis

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

Shania Twain, Country and Western, Billy Gilman

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Membership(s):

Mensa

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Rio Tinto is farming into the Seppelt Range diamond project in WA.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Rio's Diavik diamond mine in Canada's arctic tundra yesterday received environmental approval from the federal government, paving the way for production to begin in 2003.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I also have some other coding projects I work on in my spare time, such as a GTK app for my Diamond Rio PMP300 mp3 player.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Diamond Multimedia Rio is the first portable MP3 music player.
Michelle and Marco were introduced by Diamond Rio's Jimmy Olander early last year at Nashville's legendary Bluebird Cafe.
I finished the section on the Diamond Rio PMP300 and updated the Reviews section with the Rio's reviews.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Diamond Multimedia Rio The first portable MP3 player that stores up to 60 minutes of digital-quality sounds for under $200.
Rio Upload/download files to/from your Diamond Rio portable MP3 music player.
The Diamond Rio Mp3 Player comes with stylish carrying case.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Rio 500 from Diamond Multimedia is the long-awaiting portable MP3 device from the company that adds Mac OS support.
Diamond Rio 600 mp3 player - The industry standard for portable mp3 players, with color-switchable carry cases?
Getting Diamond Rio 500 MP3 Player Working in Debian w/kernel 2.

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