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Topic: Diana Spencer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Princess Diana, Lady Godiva, Kylie Minogue

Favorite great leader(s):

Oliver Cromwell

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Favorite royal(s):

Princess Diana, Prince Charles, Mary of the Scots

Favorite sport(s):

Rugby

Favorite movie(s):

Dr Strangelove, Roman Holiday, Happy Gilmore

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress

Favorite computer game(s):

Super Mario World

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tiger Woods (golf)

Favorite destination(s):

Britain, Australia

Favorite philosopher(s):

Locke

Favorite political figure(s):

Fergus O'Connor

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Then Diana's brother, Earl Spencer, told Prince Charles and princes William and Harry over lunch at his ancestral mansion: "Diana is home.
This exquisite sword was made to commemorate the marriage of Lady Diana Spencer to HRH Prince Charles Prince of Wales.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Princess of Wales, the late Diana Spencer, was among its sufferers - her biographer wrote poignantly of her tendency to binge eat and then vomit out repeatedly as a way to deal with the unhappiness in her life.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Althorp has been the home of the Spencer family for nearly 500 years and the ancestral home of Diana, Princess of Wales, who is now buried in the grounds on an island surrounded by a lake.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Not only has the collateral damage from this trial been hugely damaging to everyone connected with Diana, but also it has allowed simmering hostilities between the Spencer's and the House of Windsor to resurface.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Is it true that the late Princess of Wales, Lady Diana Spencer, was actually MURDERED according to a process of satanic ritual involving mind control?

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

He was married July 29, 1981 to Lady Diana Frances Spencer (Diana the Princess of Wales), born July 1, 1961.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Commemorative stamp featuring Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer issued today in Britain.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Spencer House was built for the first Earl Spencer, an ancestor of Diana, princess of Wales, in 1756 to 1766.
Earl Spencer's rift with the Windsors ran so deep that he removed the Royal standard from the coffin of Diana, Princess of Wales, moments before it was buried and replaced it with a Spencer flag.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

EARL Spencer's eulogy to Diana from the pulpit of Westminster Abbey moved a nation.
Diana Spencer's ancestry (through her father) links her with more than one King and she and Prince Charles are 16th cousins, once removed.

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