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Topic: Webster Online Dictionary

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary

Personality:

Witty wit humor, Arrogant

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Education:

Elementary school, College

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"American Spelling Book" by Noah Webster

Interest(s):

Latin, French

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Volleyball, American Football

Worst habit(s):

Arguing

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Favorite quote(s):

"A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)
"This is the sort of English up with which I will not put." - Winston Churchill
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Dictionaries Merriam-Webster Online offers quick word look-ups in both the WWWebster Dictionar y and the WWWebster Thesaurus.
Merriam-Webster Online lets you search the entire WWWebster dictionary and thesaurus and also offers a "Word of the Day" service and other cool features.
Dictionaries Merriam-Webster Online offers word look-ups in the WWWebster Dictionar y and the WWWebster Thesaurus.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Merriam-Webster Online includes access to the online version of the well-known Collegiate Dictionary and the simlarly familiar Collegiate Thesaurus.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The only definition I have attempted to use if from The Merriam Webster online dictionary which mentions that the etymology of the word is a translation from the Chinese.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Merriam-Webster's online dictionary lists the following information concerning the word in question.
Webster's Dictionary is online if you want to find out how the Americans spell English words.

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