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Topic: Gluten Free Diet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Intelligence:

Retarded

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Time magazine

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Cream buns, Bacon and eggs

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite movie(s):

Rain Man

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Sake

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Family history of schizophrenia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There are some kids that do best on a full gluten free/casein free diet but many will do well by just following the "Do's and Don'ts of Diet" found on the neuroimmunedr.
Gluten Free and Casein Free Diet website, A group of over 400 parents have volunteered their time and effort through GFCFKIDS@ONELIST to provide a comprehensive food list and diet explanation in simple terms.
Proponents of this idea suggest that eating a gluten and casein free diet might then result in improvement.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

A casein/gluten free diet, appropriate mold immunotherapy, and IV Secretin is turning this child around.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The gluten and casein free diet is often suggested because of the possibility that casein and gluten may not be properly digested and that large molecules, peptides, might enter the bloodstream where they act as "endorphins" leading to the symptoms of autism.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Gluten/casein-free diet Evaluation Questionnaire (Internet version) IMPORTANT: Please read the information below.

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