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Topic: Diet and Weight Gain

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular, Overweight

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Bacon and eggs

Favorite animal(s):

Bird

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Having too much fat in the diet however can cause you to gain weight because fat has more calories than carbohydrates and protein.
That is why a diet high in fat is likely to result in more weight gain than a diet high in calories from protein or carbohydrates.
This is why people who eat high fiber diets are often able to consume more calories with no resulting gain in weight - because the fiber is undigested.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The animals tended to subsist largely on the Complan element of the diet which led to excessive weight gains and plague deposition on the teeth.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

We gain the maximum results of the Neera Detox Diet, cleansing our bodies of accumulated wastes and toxins and losing excess weight.
In addition, lincomycin is both recognised and approved for swine diets addition to improve weight gain and feed efficiency.

User Talk

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