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Topic: Weight Loss Diet Pills

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Personality:

Sad, Happy

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleeping

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe, Winona Ryder

Interest(s):

Sex education

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Ecstasy, Taking Drugs

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

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Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

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