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Topic: Low protein diets

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Bacon and eggs, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite animal(s):

Bird, Cat

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Diets low in saturated fat and cholesterol that include 25 grams of soy protein a day may reduce the risk of heart disease.
Diets that are high in carbohydrate and fluids, moderate in protein and low in fat will give athletes enough calories and nutrients to grow, train and compete.
High protein, low-carbohydrate diets for example, can take off pounds very quickly, but much of the weight loss consists of water and muscle.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This is done either by coercive methods including low protein diets and lack of sleep, or over a period of time through intimidation.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Heather 2004-12-06 22:49:44	My doctor has told me to go on a low protien diet. I am already on a low sugar, low carb type diet because I am type 1 diabetic. Can you suggest anything inparticular to eat? I crave meat a lot, she said that I should not eat much meat. Please help.
From: rita 2005-02-26 19:34:59	I need to watch the food i fix now I have to fix a low protein foods and I have not got a clue of what that would be I also need to watch the salt and patassium intake to can you give me some direcetion on where to turn for some help and some foods that are what I am suppossed to fix
From: betty martin 2005-04-12 09:35:37	My niece is 16 years old and when she eats anything with protein in it, causes it to get in her urine, causes her to swell up. What foods can she eat, being a teenager, we are trying to find a daily menu for her. HELP My email is martinbl@resurgens.com

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