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Topic: Medication Diet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Depressive, Nervous, Suicidal

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleepwalking sleepwalker, Sleeping

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Prozac

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Drinking, Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The use of appetite suppressant medications to treat obesity should be combined with physical activity and improved diet to lose and maintain weight successfully over the long term.
Medications Oral medication for diabetes mellitus When diabetes cannot be controlled by diet and exercise alone, your doctor may prescribe tablets.
Are these patients still at increased risk of another heart attack even if they control their glucose levels with diet or should we treat them with glucose lowering medications?

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Neither exercise, medications, diet nor metaphysics can make a cataract better.
This diet could benefit children across the UK with possible reduction in medications and surgery; however further investigation is needed and this is the basis of the project.
The diet fell out of favor with the introduction of antiepileptic medications.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

That balance is easily compromised through poor diet and some prescription medications, turning your body into a breeding ground for yeast and fungal overgrowth.
You may resume your diet and medications following the biopsy unless instructed differently.

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