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Topic: Diet Pills

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Personality:

Sad, Easily addicted

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleeping

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe, Winona Ryder

Interest(s):

Sex education

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Ecstasy, Taking Drugs

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Diet pills have been a source of high financial reward for companies capitalizing on the high number of diet conscience Americans.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

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Prescription Xenical are diet pills that helps obese people lose weight and keep it off.
Xenical diet pills work by reducing the amount of fat your body absorbs from the food you eat.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Diet pills and other products often contain ephedra , also called ma huang.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

No more diet pills or gruesome hours at the gym!

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Like all diet pills, it stimulates the central nervous system and can be addictive.
No diets or pills are promoted, each client is catered to individually based on their lifestyle and nutrient needs.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Popular pills are diet tablets - just another form of speed - and anti-allergenics which when taken in quantity produce a mild euphoria and a mighty bad burn out the day after.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Buying phentermine diet pills online, free consultation and toll free phone number.
Is it legal to get prescription diet pills from an online pharmacy without a prior prescription?
Buy Phentermine diet pills online.

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