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Topic: Digestive

Related:
  Digestive System    Digestive Diseases  
  Digestive Disorders    Digestive Tract  
  Digestive Enzymes    Digestive Problems  
  Digestive System Diseases    Human Digestive System  
  Digestive system Diagrams    Digestive system on X ray pictures  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking weight loss pills
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Drinking,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is important that you take your Fat Blocker either just before or during a meal because the Chitosan needs to be in the digestive tract at the same time as the fat in order to be able to absorb the fat.
Digestive disorders are corrected by discontinuing the abuses listed above, eating a diet that is healthy for the body and supplementing with digestive enzymes.
A healthy digestive tract to digest the protein, or the requirement that the protein be predigested into amino acids before ingestion.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The bile is then recirculated in the digestive tract by being absorbed in the intestine and returning to the liver in the bloodstream.
Rectal prolapse is treated by replacing the protruding portion of the digestive tract and eliminating the cause of straining.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The digestive tract of domesticated animals has adapted to cooked foods over the centuries.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Digestive function is affected by hormones produced in many endocrine glands, but the most profound control is exerted by hormones produced within the gastrointestinal tract.
Occasionally, digestive enzymes are required as gross sympathetic activation inhibits digestion.
Digestive enzymes are used primarily to aid in the digestion of foods and absorption of nutrients.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The digestive tract is ciliate and complete, terminating in a posterior anus.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Digestive enzymes are made from amino acids and are highly specialized proteins.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The digestive tract of a calf or lamb is essentially sterile at birth but quickly becomes colonised with both beneficial and pathogenic bacteria.
 
 
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2005-04-15 19:37:48
how can i find out how many pediatric upper gi studies were done in california in 2004
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