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Topic: Digestive Diseases

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  Disease    Digestive  
  Heart Disease    Infectious Diseases  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Eyes
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Cat
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Taking weight loss pills
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This language will be for the National Institute of Diabetes, Digestive and Kidney Diseases as well as the National Institute of Child Health and Development at the National Institutes of Health.
WIN is a national information service of the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, part of the National Institutes of Health.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Dudley said that the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases and the Epidemiology of Diabetes Interventions and Complications Study Group were also interested in expanding genetic research on the complications of diabetes.
There are 12 hot springs containing 40 chemical elements that are used to medically treat diseases of the digestive tract and metabolic disorders, so whether you have diarrhoea or constipation, this is the place to come.
A good intake of dietary fibre can prevent many digestive problems and protect against diseases like colon cancer and diverticular disease.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Chinese Journal of Digestive Diseases is the official journal of the Chinese Society of Gastroenterology and the Chinese Medical Association Shanghai Branch.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Digestive Diseases covers peer reviewed clinical and basic science topics in gastrointestinal function and disorders.
She is presently a member of the National Institute of Diabetes, Digestive and Kidney Diseases Special Study Section, the Food and Nutrition Scientific Alliance, and the American Society for Nutritional Sciences Council.
It was funded by grants from the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases and from the Johns Hopkins Children's Center Clinical Care Outcomes Research Project.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Skin diseases from rashes and boils to leprosy (in countries where that disease is prevalent) are dangers, and digestive upsets may be caused by the Capricornian's tendency to worry or suppress emotions.
The infectious agent causing Creutzfeldt-Jakob and similar diseases is believed to be resistant to chemicals in the digestive track and able to enter the body through lymph tissue in the tract.
Digestive Diseases - Information about treatments, symptoms, and causes of digestive diseases; how your digestive system works, diagnostic tests, statistics, and a dictionary of terms.
 
 
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